Rappers BRS Kash and Dababy proposed a way to solve the US housing crisis: by s*cking dick. In the 2021 song “Throat Baby Remix” one of the performers tells a woman: “don’t talk back, you can get a house with a mouth like that.”

If you’re unfamiliar with the track, it’s a re-imagining of the 2020 debut single from BRS Kash. The opening line of the song sets up its thesis: Kash extols a woman’s fellatio abilities.

While not possessing an official accreditation, he declares the woman in question has “the best head in the world on her.” Head that is so good, he is primed for sexual activity. “I be ready to hit.”

In case listeners are confused and think Kash may be complimenting the shape of her head, he quickly clarifies. “Put her lips on my d*ck and she swirl on it, she be ready to spit.” Kash alerts audiences that he enjoys the excess saliva. Specifically, when the woman in question inserts his penis into her mouth.

Moreover, it isn’t just about oral secretions for Kash. The c*ck-sucking experience he enjoys possesses an emotional aspect as well. That’s because he writes, “she eatin’ my d*ck with passion, it feel like she talking’ to me, she be tellin’ me sh*t.” This suggests Kash enjoys a connection that transcends physical acts of sex.

Peepee house

Both Kash and Dababy comment on how they enjoy women “swallow[ing their] kids,” hence the title of the song. Kash does add, however, that he also enjoys spilling said children on women’s faces. And it doesn’t matter where it’s happening.

While many rappers brag about high profile retailers they can afford to shop at, Kash and Dababy don’t have these hangups. One of the performers brags about receiving fellatio while shopping at the popular DIY home improvement chain, Lowe’s.

This ties into one of the most eye-opening verses in the song. “Ayy, don’t talk back, you can get a house with a mouth like that.” BRS Kash and Dababy are informing women that silence is golden. Not just because they’d rather have females use their mouths to orally stimulate their genitalia than speak.

But additionally, because doing so could become a lucrative financial opportunity. Home ownership is becoming a further and further distant dream for many Americans. In fact, it’s harder now for folks in the USA to buy a house than it was for those living through the Great Depression.

BRS Kash and Dababy also remark that well-executed “sloppy toppy” can nab women a “brand new Mercedes.” Which means that women with dulled gag reflexes and a can-do attitude can secure both car and home ownership.

While new vehicle prices are projected to drop further in 2025, this can still be an alluring prospect. This is due to the current state of interest rate amounts, which carry an average range of 15.77% to 5.99% on car loans.

Women love throat babies

At least, the ones featured in the song exhibit an enthusiasm for swallowing semen. Music duo City Girls embody the “Sexy lil’ b*tch” and “sexy lil’ hoe” that BRS Kash and Dababy refer to in the track.

Arriving on the microphone, they vow to “put this p*ssy on” the rappers. Although, only after they “sit [their] gun on the dresser.” After the firearm in question has been set aside, they promise to “spit on the head.” Subsequently, this will “make it wet” to they can “suck that meat [and] take it deep.”

So confident the City Girls are in their hog-throating abilities, that they will “suck him dead.” Presumably this is figurative language, despite the lurid imagery provided by the women. As they reference “bring[ing] out the white chalk.”

Additionally, they describe their stick slurping skills as so redoubtable that it’s “crazy.” So insane, that they should be institutionalized: “straitjacket white suit.” However, the City Girls aren’t all about giving and not receiving, either.

One of the performers unequivocally states, “I like to be f*cked like a slut.”

Ultra News song review: 2/5 stars. Strong messaging, but music production could use spatial audio.